Ellora's Caveman: David

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, prepare to fall in lust with this hot as hell dude!

What can we say about David? His sensuous eyes promise passion and his dimpled smile could make a nun blush, but he's also got a heart of gold. Charming, gorgeous, and oh so fun, he'll have your heart (and libido!) from the moment you meet.

Do we hear a "hell yeahhhh?!"

 

Things You May Not know about David...

  1. I am a fat kid at heart. People don’t really know it because I win bodybuilding competitions, but I really like sweets and chocolates. 
  2. I play chess. I’ve played since I was ten. 
  3. When I was a child, my life’s ambition was to be a truck driver. 
  4. My hero when I was growing up was Andrew Carnegie. 
  5. I really like the show South Park. I’m not really embarrassed that I like it, but if someone watches it with me who has never seen it, they are surprised by some of the stuff in it. 
  6. I use the theme song for the movie Rocky before I work out. 
  7. In five years, I’d like to be in modeling work and acting somewhere in Hollywood. I’m currently taking acting lessons. 
  8. My worst habit is oversleeping. 
  9. If I had a superpower, I would be like Professor X in X-Men so I’d be able to control people’s minds. I’d be fighting someone who tries to fly away, and I’d tell them, “no you’re not,” and they’d come back to the ground.
  10. I’ve never been to the islands of Maldives, but if there is one place I would go, it would be there. It looks like paradise. It’s beautiful, and there’s a restaurant there that’s actually under the ocean.
  11. The thing that makes me happiest is reaching my goals.
  12. The people who had the most effect on me growing up were my grandmother and my aunt because they knew how to talk to me on a real level and never judged me.
  13. The first thing I do when I wake up is make breakfast. I have a cup of oatmeal, eight egg whites, and a spoon of peanut butter with jelly.
  14. The compliment I get most is that I have a pretty smile. 
  15. If I could change one thing about myself it would be my hair. I would make it straight and not curly. It’s easier to manage. Instead, it cost me $100 every time I get my hair done for a Brazilian blowout.

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